...please no. Pete Doherty claims to have secretly married Kate Moss.
The Babyshambles singer taunted photographers who caught him and Moss arriving at a London birthday party for Jude Law and Sadie Frost's youngest son Rudy, three.
After telling snappers the pair had wed, Doherty said: "You've missed it."
He then held up his wedding ring finger, weighed down by a heavy ring, and said: "This is not a rude gesture, I'm just showing you my ring."
If only she had married Johnny Depp way back when...Oh yeah, according to Gawker the newlyweds are in nyc for fashion week (kate'll be on the runway I believe) so we'll be seeing more of them soon.
story from Irish Examiner, pic from W