...unfortunately with incredibly irritating italian tv commentary. watch the video
I've always found anime incredibly frightening, and I've always been oddly frightened by Gwen Stefani (would she exist if we took off all the make-up?)...so obviously I found anime gwen to be just about the most frightening thing I've ever seen.
...right, Angelina Jolie totally looks like Gollum. Well, anyway, Star thinks Jen Aniston thinks Angelina does. Click the image to enlarge and read all about the flaws Gollum and Angelina share. I mean obviously we can't forget that the both hang out with little people, Maddox and Frodo are soooo uncool.
Loved the Prada. (check out the whole show @ style.com) I was totally into all the baggy--might be construed as shapeless--stuff like this shirt/dress thingy which style.com sloughed off as a "odd-looking overshirt"...whatever. Plus I like the rumpled, shoved-down grey stockings. They're very dingy and orphanage-y and english-y and livable.
Not that I think you drink a lot or anything but if you want a super-intense drinking game check out Perez Hilton's official ANTM drinking game rules
Yuck. Hilary Duff (who turned 18 today, woo hoo.) is teaching little kids how to become horse-faced scary-skinny just like her. Gross, hopefully these kids will actually listen to what she's saying instead of going crazy diet pills/veneers like Horsey Duff. So what is Horsey saying?
I really don't get her self-destructive tendencies or his weird chick-magnetism. (Lindsay AND Mandy--I like them both so much, they are so different, and yet both fell into his clutches...yeah, I totally don't care whether him and ashlee stupid-son are together, because she's annoying too)
Um, I have no idea whether this is true or not, but apparently there are rumors floating around that Coryn from this season's ANTM is male (or technically a transgender female) And yes, this is the same Coryn whose full-bodied eyebrows J.Alexander mimicked here.
Family Guys brings us Stewie Live! A Stewie you can order around! (When he doesn't understand your commands he does tend to be kind of insulting though, he's very defensive I think.)
As we are in the midst of milan fashion week: see the collections/reviews/celebrities in the audience at style.comMILAN FASHION WEEK
September 24—October 2
“Sempre abbronzato, sempre virile!”
Translation: A good tan keeps you virile.
“Senza aria condizionata stai sempre giovane.”
Translation: No air conditioning keeps you young.
“Lo prendo in ogni colore.”
Translation: I’ll take it in every color.
“No per la pasta—dammi la salsa!”
Translation: Hold the pasta—I’ll take the sauce.
“Patrizio, smettila di guardare alle mini gonne!”
Translation: Patrizio, stop looking at the short skirts!
PARIS FASHION WEEK
October 2—11
“Vas-y, ma petite, bouffe comme une cochonne, ça passera sur la carte de crédit de la boîte.”
Translation: Girl, go ahead, eat like a pig. It’s the company card.
“Non merci, je préfère les calmants plus légers.”
Translation: No thanks, I’m looking for softer sedatives.
“Vous n’avez pas entendu le mot glaçon? Glaçons, glaçons, eau congelée. Mon dieu!”
Translation: Have you ever heard of ice? Ice, ice, frozen water. My god!
“Roulez la fenêtre entre nous, chauffeur, tout de suite.”
Translation: Close the window between us, driver, now.
Bonus! Fun French-isms!
“S’entendre comme cul et chemise.”
Literal: To get along like shirt and ass.
Meaning: To be very close
Example: Carine Roitfeld et Tom Ford s’entendent comme cul et chemise.
Translation: Carine Roitfeld and Tom Ford get along like a bottom and a shirt.
“C’est la barbe!”
Literal: It is the beard!
Meaning: This is a nuisance.
Example: Le talon de ma chaussure s’est cassé, et c’est la barbe!
Translation: The heel of my shoe broke, and it is a nuisance!
“Ça me rase!”
Literal: This shaves me.
Meaning: This bores me.
Example: Ce défilé me rase.
Translation: This fashion show bores me.
Yes, I know this is an old video, but if by some terrible misfortune you haven't seen it yet than you are really missing out. And if you have seen it, I'm pretty sure you haven't seen it enough times. (Or at least, that's how I feel about Gustav)So, without further ado: Gustav Iliev
Not kate moss. See, kate doesn't care how many companies drop her because she can sell anything if she puts her mind to it.
...yup, my favorite part of essay writing is in the naming, and I go all out when it comes to corniness!
