(as pointed out by Popsugar)
Paris & Pal--Pal being Stavros Niarchos at the moment but his identity isn't really important since Paris' guys basically just serve as extensions of her skanky self--
Now, look at them trying to avoid getting their picture taken. Yeah, you guys are the very picture of modesty.
And why is Paris Pal still driving? We all know he can't handle a car when those damn paparazzi are flustering him and his shy little self.
Oh yeah, and the ring was fake.