....got it Megan? got it? no more of this "his eyes are weird" crap, don't pull that shit. he is PERFECT okay!!!!!!??????!!!!!!! got it? get it! good! that's what I thought.
note: yes, Jared Leto is also pretty good looking but I'm not into the "edgy" white eye makeup or the 30 yr. old scamming on teenager-ness....nevertheless since he is the one responsible for jordan catalano it is NOT ALLOWED for anyone (that means you megan) to call him ugly. CERTAINLY, he is better looking than colin "fat & greasy" farrell and as for those pansies YOU think are hot....well, I've got something to say about THAT. jared leto is about 10,000 times as hot like gerard butler (ew)
note # 2: we are watching alexander right now and I just wanted to say that there is a lot of violent sex in this movie...and megan was very shocked by rosario dawson's breats (too large, said megan, far too large) lynn was just confused because why would colin be attracted to rosario when he could have jared or angelina???
note #3: overall alexander really sucked (that is, I mean the movie was bad, got it? please get your mind out of the gutter katrina!) so you shouldn't rent it like we did...unless you're into death & sex & non-chronological storytelling & ALL of colin farrell....
last word on alexander: bad hair all around