Incest is Best

by Kate and Lynn, as written in English class while stressing over our yet unbegun Hamlet essays...and modified later when I realized we wrote it in redondilla format instead of iambic pentameter (8 syllables per line instead of 10) Damn these stupid classes! How can they expect us to keep our Spanish literature separate from the English????

Our fabulous poetry is after the jump...

Methinks incest is best, Prince Hamlet said
As tangled he lay on his mother's bed.

Yet if you sleepeth with my mother dear,
Then wary be, of poison in thine ear.

And Laertes, with your sister tarry not,
Or soon the river's grasp may be her lot.

Good shit, huh? Spark Notes should totally hire us.

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