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Methinks incest is best, Prince Hamlet said
As tangled he lay on his mother's bed.
Yet if you sleepeth with my mother dear,
Then wary be, of poison in thine ear.
And Laertes, with your sister tarry not,
Or soon the river's grasp may be her lot.
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