If You're Going to Say It, Say It With a Pretentious Accent

Christian Lacroix

Comme des Garçons

Hermès

Jean Paul Gaultier

For tons more helpful audio tutorials on how to keep people from laughing at you go here. (or on the other hand, perhaps how to make people laugh at you since I doubt you can pull of the smooth insertion of perfectly accented fashion labels in your everyday conversation, but props to you if you can.)

[via Flypaper]