Oh wait, never mind, apparently you already cleared the air about this frightening rumour (You can go hang out with Clint again). Still.....calling that creature beautiful? Not hot man, not hot.
TERI HATCHER and GEORGE CLOONEY are playing coy about their rumoured romance, by refusing to chat about their reported date.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star Hatcher is staying quiet about the ‘date’, while Clooney insists “it’s a good rumour”.
The actress says, “If I went on a date with George Clooney I would not be talking about it.”
And gentleman George adds, “She is my neighbour, though, and she’s beautiful.” [Source]
Dear Georgey Porgey Pudding & Pie,
Please tell me you did not kiss this girl or I will cry. Ew. Gross. George Clooney, if you're for reals dating this hag then you're for reals off my Hot Old Guys list. (Which will leave Clint Eastwood pretty f'ing lonely)