9.28.2005

Vegetables Love Her Back

Yuck. Hilary Duff (who turned 18 today, woo hoo.) is teaching little kids how to become horse-faced scary-skinny just like her. Gross, hopefully these kids will actually listen to what she's saying instead of going crazy diet pills/veneers like Horsey Duff. So what is Horsey saying?

...um, apparently vegetables "love her back"...whatever Hilary you and your lame wannebe rockstar boyfriend (blog included) should just hang out with the vegetables then and stop dissing Kelly Clarkson. By the way Joel or Benji (or whichever one she's dating, I have to say that as cheesy pop goes Kelly is waaaaaay better than Hilary, and both of them are waaaaaaay better than Good Charlotte.)

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