...is going to jail (okay, maybe, and yeah this one was obviously coming)
But he's bringing the fans with him (another maybe, since I doubt Pete Doherty's fans are the court going types....y'know, like lawyers and stuff)
Innyhoo.....he interrupted a concert to invite his fans to court with him (and help him fight for the right to party?)
P.S. Wow, it was a huge oversight on my part to omit Pete from the post below! He's mos defs a contender for my favorite cokehead.