Lindsay: Fully Loaded

Poor Lindsay, she seems to have gotten herself into another car crash (says perez) Those dumb celebrities (not that Linds. is dumb..obviously she is not just any normal celebrity) are always messing up their perfect cars. see: scarlett johanssen, nicole richie, lindsay the first time around, princess di, etc.

Plus, she can't do the whole sob story princess di act this time because apparently it was all her fault. Perez quotes a (shady?) source as saying that "Lindsay was driving like a maniac ans he hit a (red) van that was being driven by an employee of the Newsroom Cafe."

...oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, what are we going to do with you?

yikes, check out how smashed up the mercedes is this time! plus popsugar says that linds plus 2 other people were taking to the hospital (hohan is apparently okay though, you can breathe easy.)

...okay and maybe paparazzi were involved again after all. Although really, can't she always say she's avoiding the paparazzi because there's always somebody following her around?

Question of the Day

Xtina: When's the last time you saw a couple this trashy/tacky? xtina is a ho...no matter how she wears it.

an official announcement...

...that's what US Weekly is getting ready to make about Nick & Jessica according to Perez Hilton...hmmm, maybe they're finally going to make the separation official? You mean Jessica not ever wearing her ring actually meant something? This is very sad--um, not really but it is sad in the sense that now there will definitely be no more Newlyweds (loved that) although on the plus side Nick was never much fun on that anyway so maybe Jess can just have her own little "Newly Divorced" or something.

Semaine de Mode

...um yeah, I kind of forgot it's Paris Fashion Week already! I love love love loved Paco Rabanne (look at all of it, it was sooo perfect if I could I would've bought all of it....actually the rich me would have a lot of problems because of how many clothes I would buy so I've decided I would have clothes-themed houses to store different categories of clothes and definitely an online clothes catalog a la Cher in Clueless...Cher taught me lots of other stuff too, like about being "5'10'' like Cindy Crawford"....although I'd settle for 5'7'' like Kate Moss...and how I should never lied down in a parking lot while wearing Azzedine Alaia) um, anyway back to the point. It's Paris Fashion Week and I liked Paco Rabanne.

Superman Returns

Why are celebrities so STUPID???

um, Nicolas Cage just had a son and named him Kal-el, yeah, like Superman's birthname....wow, this is a totally new level of weird names.

Personally, I even think this tops Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee), becaue at least that was original. How depressing would it be to go through life with a weird sci-fi name and have all the other celebrity babies make fun of you because you're actually a wimp and you're nothing like Superman. Seriously, celebrity babies must have really hard leaves.

(Although really, when you consider a couple with fashion sense this awful (see handy reference above) it would have been even more surprising if they'd had the good taste to give their poor kid a normal name)

Andy You're a Star

Andy Milonakis is going to release a hip-hop album. Okay actually, I guess it's not a "real" hip-hop album because he says its going to make fun of hip-hop...but sound just like it.

He reveals a peek @ his creative process: "...Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say, 'Stop asking yourself questions and calling yourself Andrew Milonakis!' And I never listen."

Pete does Drugs

Pete Doherty (recent dumpee of 'cocaine kate') has been arrested after the police raided a concert hall where his band (Babyshambles) had just been playing. (via perezhilton)

Good thing this loser is not married to Kate Moss and she is safely far away from him in rehab.

He's Alive & Cooking...

...on Kitchen Confidential with Bradley Cooper (Will on Alias) Apparently Michael Vartan will be playing a french chef who is Bradley/Will's rival. (via Eonline)

...this almost kind of makes me want to watch a new show, after all I have a whole month without the O.C. ahead of me :-(

The Kate Moss Cocaine Video

...unfortunately with incredibly irritating italian tv commentary. watch the video

after you get tired of watching grainy videos in languages you don't understand listen to what our president thinks of kate's plight. (via gawker) A sample of W.'s opinion of the matter...Some asshole took a picture/of Kate Moss doing lines,/And now she’s being victimized/ for imaginary crimes. so true.

R.I.P. Michael Vaughn

Yup, totally dead.

Horror

I've always found anime incredibly frightening, and I've always been oddly frightened by Gwen Stefani (would she exist if we took off all the make-up?)...so obviously I found anime gwen to be just about the most frightening thing I've ever seen.

More anime celebrities at Worth 1000 (via BWE blog)...if you like being scared and stuff. yeah, definitely check out anime Tom Cruise if you're into really ugly/crazy/brainwashed(?) stuff.

Just call her Gollum...

...right, Angelina Jolie totally looks like Gollum. Well, anyway, Star thinks Jen Aniston thinks Angelina does. Click the image to enlarge and read all about the flaws Gollum and Angelina share. I mean obviously we can't forget that the both hang out with little people, Maddox and Frodo are soooo uncool.

(via Gawker)

Gwyneth in Love

Not that I'm suddenly going to break down and start liking Ms. Perfect-blonde-fake english-fashion snob Paltrow but she looks totally gorgeous in the October Vogue (you can see some pics and the whole article online)....although I kind of secretly like her...she's so perfect!

Not that I'm totally converted: not that into her little headdress-y thing on the front cover Plus, does Vogue always have to completely worship her like they do in this article? I'm annoyed by that. And if someone has to worship her, I'd rather it be Plum Sykes...she's a tad more interesting, plus we get a bit more of a look at Gwynnie's less than perfect smarmy/stuck up/spence grad traits.

Orphanage Chic

Loved the Prada. (check out the whole show @ style.com) I was totally into all the baggy--might be construed as shapeless--stuff like this shirt/dress thingy which style.com sloughed off as a "odd-looking overshirt"...whatever. Plus I like the rumpled, shoved-down grey stockings. They're very dingy and orphanage-y and english-y and livable.

...unfortunately I don't exactly have tons of money to spend on prada stockings lying around and I'm not sure this is something you could pull off without the security of a brand name...or maybe the annoying confidence of sienna miller.

Don't Get it Twisted

Not that I think you drink a lot or anything but if you want a super-intense drinking game check out Perez Hilton's official ANTM drinking game rules

....although really I'm not sure if these rules allow for any time when you're not drinking.

....fine, if even that wasn't intense enough for you, watch Lost afterward and play that drinking game...or don't and just watch the fucking show because it is SO GOOD and not enough people seem to get that into their heads (note to jess: sooooooo much better than ANTM, and that's saying a lot because I like tyra so much that I even watched her lame montel-esque talkshow today)

Question of the Day

Drew & Stew: When did Drew Barrymore start hanging out with such cool people??? (I think I suddenly like her a lot more...actually suddenly this picture isn't as cool as I thought, does Stewie look a little different than usual to anyone else?)

Vegetables Love Her Back

Yuck. Hilary Duff (who turned 18 today, woo hoo.) is teaching little kids how to become horse-faced scary-skinny just like her. Gross, hopefully these kids will actually listen to what she's saying instead of going crazy diet pills/veneers like Horsey Duff. So what is Horsey saying?

...um, apparently vegetables "love her back"...whatever Hilary you and your lame wannebe rockstar boyfriend (blog included) should just hang out with the vegetables then and stop dissing Kelly Clarkson. By the way Joel or Benji (or whichever one she's dating, I have to say that as cheesy pop goes Kelly is waaaaaay better than Hilary, and both of them are waaaaaaay better than Good Charlotte.)

Lindsay is with Fez again???

I really don't get her self-destructive tendencies or his weird chick-magnetism. (Lindsay AND Mandy--I like them both so much, they are so different, and yet both fell into his clutches...yeah, I totally don't care whether him and ashlee stupid-son are together, because she's annoying too)

innyhoo, sketchy photo evidence of alleged "lohanderrama" hook-up from perez hilton. Yet, no matter how sketch the evidence, I kind of believe it because L.Lo has a way of disappointing me like that. Speaking of which have you seen how blonde she looks all over again...why must you jerk us around like this lindsay?

America's Top (Male) Model?

Um, I have no idea whether this is true or not, but apparently there are rumors floating around that Coryn from this season's ANTM is male (or technically a transgender female) And yes, this is the same Coryn whose full-bodied eyebrows J.Alexander mimicked here.

By the way--completely aside from gender issues--I hope Coryn doesn't win. I really hate the ones with all the problems (drug addict mom in Coryn's case) because they're always sobbing and hugging Tyra and then she makes these super-annoying, super-fake sympathetic faces and talks about how important it is to be strong and how she understands because she's the fattest victoria's secret model. whatever, tyra, if I wanted that kind of sappiness I could just watch extreme home makeover or something.

Stewie Dances to Your Tune

Family Guys brings us Stewie Live! A Stewie you can order around! (When he doesn't understand your commands he does tend to be kind of insulting though, he's very defensive I think.)

Note: ask Stewie to dance, he's very good.

Like Shirt and Ass

As we are in the midst of milan fashion week: see the collections/reviews/celebrities in the audience at style.com

Plus--even if you don't care about the fashion shows--there is plenty of fashion week amusement over at the daily.

Funniest offering: Fashion Week Daily's handy guide with all the important stuff for adjusting to the languages of international fashion weeks. The real meaning of "like shirt & ass" and more after the jump...

MILAN FASHION WEEK
September 24—October 2

“Sempre abbronzato, sempre virile!”
Translation: A good tan keeps you virile.

“Senza aria condizionata stai sempre giovane.”
Translation: No air conditioning keeps you young.

“Lo prendo in ogni colore.”
Translation: I’ll take it in every color.

“No per la pasta—dammi la salsa!”
Translation: Hold the pasta—I’ll take the sauce.

“Patrizio, smettila di guardare alle mini gonne!”
Translation: Patrizio, stop looking at the short skirts!

PARIS FASHION WEEK
October 2—11

“Vas-y, ma petite, bouffe comme une cochonne, ça passera sur la carte de crédit de la boîte.”
Translation: Girl, go ahead, eat like a pig. It’s the company card.

“Non merci, je préfère les calmants plus légers.”
Translation: No thanks, I’m looking for softer sedatives.

“Vous n’avez pas entendu le mot glaçon? Glaçons, glaçons, eau congelée. Mon dieu!”
Translation: Have you ever heard of ice? Ice, ice, frozen water. My god!

“Roulez la fenêtre entre nous, chauffeur, tout de suite.”
Translation: Close the window between us, driver, now.

Bonus! Fun French-isms!
“S’entendre comme cul et chemise.”
Literal: To get along like shirt and ass.
Meaning: To be very close
Example: Carine Roitfeld et Tom Ford s’entendent comme cul et chemise.
Translation: Carine Roitfeld and Tom Ford get along like a bottom and a shirt.

“C’est la barbe!”
Literal: It is the beard!
Meaning: This is a nuisance.
Example: Le talon de ma chaussure s’est cassé, et c’est la barbe!
Translation: The heel of my shoe broke, and it is a nuisance!

“Ça me rase!”
Literal: This shaves me.
Meaning: This bores me.
Example: Ce défilé me rase.
Translation: This fashion show bores me.

Question(s) of the Day

Scarlett & Josh: Um, why are they in disguise? For some reason they seem very guilty to me. I mean Josh is practically whistling a little tune and I'm not even sure what Scarlett's facial expression is communicating...

2ndary Question: Why does Josh carry shopping bags so weirdly? Perhaps Scarlett needs to teach him a lesson about handles...wait, maybe that's why she's carrying a purse over each shoulder: in order to demonstrate proper handle-use techniques.

Gustav Iliev: International Supermodel

Yes, I know this is an old video, but if by some terrible misfortune you haven't seen it yet than you are really missing out. And if you have seen it, I'm pretty sure you haven't seen it enough times. (Or at least, that's how I feel about Gustav)So, without further ado: Gustav Iliev

okay...as long as we're watching hilarious videos right now....how about some URBAN NINJA (I'm not sure whether I'm a bigger fan of Gustav or the Ninja...I love them both so much)

both videos via the best week ever blog

Who needs H&M?

Not kate moss. See, kate doesn't care how many companies drop her because she can sell anything if she puts her mind to it.

junk-feud (watch kate sell bras, car windows, shirts, and rain..and other stuff too)

Untainted Love

...yup, my favorite part of essay writing is in the naming, and I go all out when it comes to corniness!

I know you're probably wondering how--in my genius--I connected Tess of the d'Urbervilles to '80s pop...but the truth is there is no explaining my unbridled creativity.

bonus: I would have to say my fave for corny title points would be Rose of Sharon Blooms (for Grapes of Wrath)

note: guess what? I finished writing my essay so now I can go watch the season premiere of Desperate Housewives! yea!

12 weeks 'til xmas....

....and no doubt less 'til hanukkah, so I'm breaking out the chrismukkah tunes. seriously check it out, it's the O.C. holiday mix (and if you're not a lover of anachronistic holiday music (um, no, I'm not sure if that made perfect sense...) you can listen to plain ol' O.C. musical goodness)

I'm sorry if you feel like holiday cheer should be confined to the actual holidays, but I need a little christmas okay? seriously, life sucks when you have to write an essay and you reeeeeeeeally don't have anything clever to say about tess of the d'urbervilles...

O. Say Can You C.

...hey, don't hate me because I'm not as clever as you, I'm not so good with the puns but @ least I give it my all.

anyway lygan (lygan = lynn + megan...hellooooooo, if you're so clever you should've gotten that one on your own) has been watching some vintage O.C. (1st season people...all the way back to lygan's sophmore year)

innyhoo, we totally realized that marissa + ryan are just like the. most. perfect. couple. EVER. total soul mates, like Tess & Angel except sooo much prettier.

y'know what this makes me think of? this, my friend calls to mind something a very wise man (nick hornby) said in a very profound book (high fidelity...hellooo, puh-leeze don't tell me you haven't read it....just don't man, I've had a long day) he points out that sometimes you're attracted to someone just because they're part of this perfect, happy couple and you think you'd be really happy with them but in reality you just wish you could be part of the unit that is them.

okay, so the point being that I think ryan is so totally perfect, but I am enlightened enough to realize that he's not actually much of something special, he's just 1/2 of a couple whose life any california high schooler wishes they could inhabit (and really, y'know a high schooler from any other state just dreams of being in cal-i-foooooooorn-ya (sung to the phantom planet song's tune....duh))

um, so I guess the conclusion of that little mind trip or vacation or whatever is that I don't really want to marry ryan atwood, I want to be marissa cooper...except that's not really what I mean to say and it's all messed up and wrong because--you know I DO want to marry ryan atwood--my intended message was something waaaaaay deeper and you would've been like..."whoa, whoa that was deep"

A Bitter Homecoming

I hate that person.............you KNOW who I'm talking about (and it's NOT voldemort...it's that lame-o who has coerced me into going places I don't want to go so that I won't look bitchy....but I AM A BITCH!!!! helloooooo? why would you ask a question to which only one answer is allowed...no es justo.)

how come certain other peoples (translation: megan) get to handily get out of these awkward situations by LYING and manipulating the guys who love her.

megan's (homecoming) criminal record
FROSH: 2 guys wanted to ask her and she neatly sidestepped one only to decide that she didn't like either...oh megs.
SOPH: um, yes to a guy who loved her soooo much and then later she went and told him NO....oh, the evilness. that was very cruel megan, very cruel
JUNIOR: well, nothing of note but you know it was only because she had scared away all the timid little people.
SENIOR: hoo boy, this one was perhaps the most eventful of all! first there was that junior who was going to ask her so she asked this other guy who had a crush on her to pretend she was going with him just so the 1st one wouldn't be able to ask her....how twisted is that? what a bitch, huh?

jordan catalano is PERFECT....

....got it Megan? got it? no more of this "his eyes are weird" crap, don't pull that shit. he is PERFECT okay!!!!!!??????!!!!!!! got it? get it! good! that's what I thought.

note: yes, Jared Leto is also pretty good looking but I'm not into the "edgy" white eye makeup or the 30 yr. old scamming on teenager-ness....nevertheless since he is the one responsible for jordan catalano it is NOT ALLOWED for anyone (that means you megan) to call him ugly. CERTAINLY, he is better looking than colin "fat & greasy" farrell and as for those pansies YOU think are hot....well, I've got something to say about THAT. jared leto is about 10,000 times as hot like gerard butler (ew)

note # 2: we are watching alexander right now and I just wanted to say that there is a lot of violent sex in this movie...and megan was very shocked by rosario dawson's breats (too large, said megan, far too large) lynn was just confused because why would colin be attracted to rosario when he could have jared or angelina???

note #3: overall alexander really sucked (that is, I mean the movie was bad, got it? please get your mind out of the gutter katrina!) so you shouldn't rent it like we did...unless you're into death & sex & non-chronological storytelling & ALL of colin farrell....

last word on alexander: bad hair all around

OMFG.....

...if this is true, that is one more thing on my list of reasons to hate people who wear fake burberry print scarves...and trust me the list is plenty long as it is, okay.

innyhoo, back to the important stuff, the NY Post says Sienna "supid ugly ho" Miller will likely replace Kate "you know what? I don't care how many lines of cocaine she does in 40 minutes" Moss as the face of Burberry!

talk about salt in the gaping wound in my heart that is kate's fall from grace with the advertisers! I have had it up to here with that stupid miller bitch. this is it. I honest to god hate her guts. grr.

like a psychotic killer without the killing....

...yup, that would be cassandra. my absolutely favoritest ANTM girl this season! why?

um, did you see the part where she was talking about how she had no emotions, kind of like a psychotic killer except she didn't kill people...all with totally deadpan paegent face. wow. that really impressed me. psycho-killer texas paegent girls who moonlight as superheroes with black lipstick....wow. but seriously guys, she's totally got the psycho thing going on. loner in the "house of top model" making them think she's all paegent-y and spoiled then busting out the goth superhero...that was intense.

plus, ah loves me some texas. some people just don't love them the texas, but I just don't get them y'know. I mean texas is so intriguingly corny and cheesy and kitschy and stupidly sneakily clever....plus it has cowboys, and--as cassandra points out--the most competitive paegent system. impressive, no?

all the other (supremely annoying) ones don't like her/are scared of her/think she's spoiled (um...guys, spoiled is cool...so enough with the jealousy, puh-leeze) plus, she totally looks like natalie portman....so like in the movie version of her life natalie could like, be her. and I think natalie could play her character really well and stuff especially if cass goes psycho....did you see natalie in the professional? (yeah, me neither but I know she was in it because I've seen that scary picture of her with the bangs and the gun like a kajillion times)

WARNING: I have to tell you guys, the ones I like never win. after elyse, my favorite intellectual snob/vegetarian/anorexic?/pixie from cycle 1 was eliminated and trailer trash adrienne won....I just knew that my faves and miss tyra's faves were just never going to jive, if you know what I mean.....I mean what can I say, tyra just likes 'em a tad on the tacky side.

Lost: Season 2

Hey, if you watch Lost @ all this message board is so cool. Instead of having to think about all the weird, "deep" stuff going on you can just go see what all these...hardcore fans I guess, have managed to puzzle out/decode on their computers...

Example: you thought Walt was really creepy when Shannon saw some "vision" of him dripping wet & speaking gibberish? well, somebody figured out he was just talking backwards (duh, why didn't I think of that) and you can listen to the real words here. hmmm....the button is bad, maybe that's way the cursor looks like a frown-y face....

...and maybe that's why Locke told Jack not to press the button. Locke's so right about everything. I'm totally on Team Locke in the whole "man of faith vs. man of science" debate

p.s. if this lost stuff seems boring all that means is you should really start watching the show. right now.

BREAKING NEWS: holy shit, has the mystery of the numbers been solved??? (4 8 15 16 23 42 you guys, get with the program) click here if you dare (via justjared)

Question of the Day

Nicole in Disneyland: WTF? is this a messed up fairytale and she's Alice?

sienna's 6 commandments for jude...

.....arrgh, who does she think she is with her lame trying-way-too-hard-to-be-cute facial expressions and her stupid commandments...soooooo lame.

1) Never to be unfaithful again
2) To stay away from ex-wife Sadie and her friends
3) To romance her again before considering marriage
4) To stop losing his temper
5) To let her make her own career choices
6) To let her see her friends when she wants

message for sienna: we all know you went back to him even though he cheated because you're not only a trend whore, you're a fame whore

ugh, please stop trying to seem like such a victim and get over yourself sienna. you're the one who got cheated on and is staying in the relationship anyway...desperate much?

(image junk-feud...commandments ananova)

ANTM

If you're like me and you're sooo sad that you had to choose between america's next top model & lost (although it was lost of course...best show ever & so underappreciated) four four is definitely the place to go for fabulous antm/cryfest coverage

bonus: tyra talks about boobs...and demonstrates how lopsided her own are...ummmm, cool.

note: yes, it has been noted that this season's girls are not that pretty but we remind you that they generally improve of the course of the season...so don't fret about it, okay? (plus it's not like they're even going to be REAL models or anything...please, don't even get me started on that one....wouldn't be wasting time on a reality show, etc., etc.) nevertheless this does not diminish my appreciation of the good fun yumminess that is ANTM)

who wears prada?

...duh, obviously that would be the devil! um, speaking of that, this is anne hathaway & adrian grenier having a moment for the movie the devil wears prada

...um, anne looks kind of funny...like her chin is sinking into her neck or something...cute hair though.

I <3 adrian grenier

...all the way from back in the day when he was inthat movie, drive me crazy with super-annoying melissa joan hart

...he kind of looks exactly the same: same hair and everything.

(pic from justjared)

return of the RED (sort of...)

yea! Lindsay is finally starting to get the (hair) message!
see junk feud

love, love, love the dress too!

lindsay lohan is PERFECT, huh? (although yes, I admit I don't really think this hair color is quite enough...it still looks pretty blonde and she was soooo pretty with the bright red "cady heron" hair....)

Happy Birthday Katrina!

aww, how cute

look, kate & charlie are dating...I mean dominac monaghan and evangeline lilly are dating

Bitchy Bee

Wow, I'm glad I'm not her roommate. She's a freshman @ Columbia this year and apparently her roommate is named frances liu (see Who is Frances Liu?)

Anyway when fashion week daily asked Bee, "is Frances fashionable?"

“I wouldn’t presume that that’s her first interest,” Wintour interjected with a smile.

...yuck, what a bitch. I'm sure you guys will get along even better after Frances hears about this.

Bee also added “We don’t discuss Vogue; it’s more like, ‘Do you want to watch The O.C. tonight?’”

....um, do you have a problem with the O.C. bitch?

note: I still wish I was Bee Shaffer...I mean obviously the meaner (and snobbier) you are the cooler (and prettier) you are.

butterflies swimming in the sea...

o.m.g. check this out, they're totally my new favorite band

(via best week ever blog)

everything happens for a reason...

So, me & m (yes I know it should be "m & I" but I've made the executive decision that grammar is annoying and I'm totally over it) anyway, we just finished watching 1st season of Lost! (it was very exciting watching the suspenseful season finale with the added drama of our very own california thunderstorm in the background) obviously we were not a moment too soon because season 2 premieres tomorrow!!!!

so then I moseyed over to eonline because Lost's producer was talking about next season. check it out. he has very interesting stuff some of it in regards to spoilers (he thinks they're fine--whew, I'm so relieved) icky michelle rodriguez (she's definitely gonna be there, definitely has "chemistry" with jack--whatever, evil chemistry I bet--and will definitely be competition for kate...I guess that means kate is choosing jack over sawyer...even after sawyer's video! plus he talks about the "meaning" of locke's character and (omg!) says boone will be back??? y'know what he says lots of cool stuff so go read it yourself)

so they're not married???

Hey! It's the 1st good kate news I've seen in a lo-oong time--
click here if you want to read all about it...plus more bad news--
kate is reported to have broken up with pete doherty!

Maybe she'll get back together with jefferson hack...he is her baby-daddy (or is that baby's daddy...I'm not really sure what the approved grammar is for that...) and he was looking pretty good in the NY times mens' fashion magazine this sunday and seriously, anything is better than pete doherty, right?

Question of the Day

Marcia Cross: Hands down, the best hair @ the Emmy's?

birds of a feather...

Mischa is wearing my dress again! I got a little bit green with envy the 1st time I saw her wearing this...but I think maybe it looks even cuter here...

feathers are hot, no? maybe you should go buy this, after all it is only $9.99

...a slightly cheaper approach to the appeal of that miu miu feather print tunic I'm totally in love with, sigh.

London Calling

Just in case you were depressed because NY fashion week is over (and if you just can't admit it's over, get all the last of the gossip here)

Anyway, don't forget that London fashion week started today...although I never quite like london fashion week as much as nyc's....

...still london does have Lily Cole (here opening the Julien McDonald show today)

note: fashion week daily calls Lily "statuesque"...isn't that just another euphemism for not skinny enough? (see curvy, amazonian, etc.) wtf? I think she's plenty skinny. check it out (f.w.d.)

oh yeah, maybe you should actually go here (British Vogue, naturally darling) to here about London fashion week...after all it is British....and hey as long as we're looking @ British fashion why don't we just go look @ net-a-porter where I can check out even more accessible things I can't afford...

Love is a Force of Nature

After being quite "yah, I'd like to see that" for a while now about many movies I'm very excited about really wanting to see Brokeback Mountain

So why am I so psyched for this one? well as the NY post put it:

"Fresh from winning the top prize at the Venice Film Festival, Ang Lee's heartbreaking 'Brokeback Mountain' digs beneath the homoerotic subtext of countless westerns and presents a very good Jake Gyllenhaal and an extraordinary Heath Ledger as a pair of smitten '60s cowhands who carry on a longtime homosexual affair during periodic 'fishing trips,' even though both eventually marry and have kids." (via the corsair)

plus you should mos def go follow the link and watch the trailer because (not to be a middle aged tourist about it) but the gorgeous scenery alone is almost enough to merit the price of the ticket (...okay, maybe not the normal saturday night price, but totally the weekday afternoon cutting class price) are you in?

note: um, jake & heath are also really hot, so yeah. that's all.

Free Kate?

the Imaginary Socialite brings us this picture of a t-shirt spotted backstage @ the Heatherette show on a "fashion VIP"

...has kate been taken somewhere? arrested? I'm very worried...and does that picture look anything like her?

I'm kind of liking all this kate news, for a long time all there was to say about her was like "hey, she's pretty" or um, "she's a supermodel guys" or maybe "y'know she used to go out with johnny depp..."

and now suddenly, she's everywhere! she's on gawker, she's on ebay, she's on french vogue, she's yelling "fuck you" @ photographers...who knows where she'll turn up next

Sawyer, Sawyer, Sawyer (...and Yessica)

If you love Sawyer @ all you should watch this video...right now.

...for those of you who don't love Sawyer I'm not sure what your problem is, but probably you don't watch Lost enough.

(video via best week ever blog)

oh yeah, megan, he's definitely married but you're totally prettier than his wife whose name is 'Yessica'...how weird is that? I google image-searched her & google asked me "Did you mean Jessica Holloway" in that sassy way google has, and I was like, "you're right google that would make soooo much more sense, but actually it would make even more sense if his wife was pretty because he's very pretty." (oh by the way, if you didn't figure this out yet, clicking on the "definitely married" link will take you to a picture of Sawyer & Yessica. Also if you're intrigued by women who marry man way prettier than them, check out Clive Owen and his wife...life is unfair isn't it?