Ashlee Makes a Fool of Herself! (Unrelated to her Craptastic "Music")

Watch a video of drunk Ashlee @ a Toronto McDonalds at 1:30 in the morning.

She reveals her true bitchy/spastic self as she crawls ontop of the counter and demands to see the manager, proclaiming brattishly that she "bets the manager will be nice to her"

Isn't it kind of sad to see someone so ugly and untalented and at the same time so full of herself?...Okay, not really, it's actually pretty funny.

Birthday Gemma

Ah, finally I have an excuse to talk about my 2nd favorite model, Gemma Ward, because the Imaginary Socialite says it's her birthday--or at least she's having a party. (It's a nice thing about Kate Moss being my most favoritest model that she's always in the news for some antics or other but it's hard on poor Gems that I don't get to talk about her just because she doesn't date (known) heroin addicts, do tons and tons of cocaine (on video)...no offense to Kate, and I'm fine with her little antics it's all part of her charm) Um, so in conclusion Gemma is pretty and Australian and possibly turning some age today.

Update: She was turning 18! Basically my age, aaah! More on Gemma from I am Fashion

Lindsed Loheto

The Lohan and the Leto (Jared...but if you didn't know who I was talking about already you suck) are apparently going publico with their relationship...not like we hadn't noticed that she has had his "mark" on her like forever. Apparently, Lindsay cares more about Jordan Catalano than she does about peace, that's okay it's tough call for everybody I think.

Okay, so I would be totally happy with just this whole "Lindsed" news I mean I'm sure they've totally bonded over their music and stuff. (Has anyone else noticed that "Lindsed" sounds like "Lynn's head" pronounced with a Cockney accent, or at least that's what it sounds like when I say it) But wait, there's more! They're making a movie together???? About John Lennon??? The only thing that could make this news any better would be if there was an Olsen Twins cameo they could be swinging sixties groupies perhaps. Let's hope it all works out (including the cameo).

[all (fabulous) links are from La @ junk feud, my favorite chronicler of all things Lohan and Lennon and Leto]

Update: Okay perhaps they're not like the most perfect-est couple ever because cityrag has a lot of evidence that "Jared Leto is a Douche"

Model Blogger

Meet the newest (and prettiest?) addition to my online procrastination to-do list: The Social Cavity is a blog by a NY model named Ellen Hart who's working in the UK right now and blogging about her life as a pretty person. Kind of like America's Next Top Model except she's actually getting work!....not that this means I'm over Elyse's Live Journal (you know the smart, skinny one from ANTM season 1 who was going to go to medical school? She's modelling in Hong Kong now)

Hey, speaking of ANTM wannamodels, remember Shandi? (who cheated on her boyfriend and then cried about it on the phone) She's a DJ now and she's in Paper...wait, Shandi's cool now? WTF?

Peace, Love, & Candy

Aw, how cute are Lindsay & Ali on the set of L.Lo's video?

Ali's one of the (minority) of cute sisters in Hollywood, let's recap: Jessica's sister Ashlee is ugly, Hilary's sister Haylie is ugly, Paris' sister Nicky is ugly (even uglier than Paris), Mariah Carey's sister is a prostitute, I would definitely have to say Ali is fighting some tough odds.

Yea Ali!

[justjared link with more cute Lindsay & Ali pics]

Sienna Miller: Factory Girl

..as in her style is so manufactured I want to hit her.

Y'know she was totally growing on me and then she had to throw down this horrendous excuse for an outfit (And I'm not even going to discuss those knitted Ugg things, really Sienna that's low even for you)

[image (with caption) via Hollywood Rag] but no, it's not Jude's Hat, it's MK's hat! No wait! It's Kate Moss's hat!

And the cropped leggings? Are those MK's too?

But the madness doesn't stop there, is that MK's scarf? WTF, Kate wore it too?

I think my head is going to explode so I'll stop now but feel free to peruse other instances of Sienna's shameful style-stealing that I blogged about back in the day (this summer): Here, Here and Here

Laguna Binge

Because I have sooo much good stuff. Please care. (And even if you don't, click on the quesadilla link)

First of all, how hilarious is Trent's sum-up of the tangled love lives of Laguna Beachers? (Click it to enlarge) Soooo hilarious. [PinkistheNewBlog link with more hot pink-captioned enthusing]

Okay so 1st stop for Laguna Bitches (ah, if only all tv shows had titles that lent themselves so handily to punning!) is TVgasm for hi-larious recapping (arguably more entertaining than the actual show, especially for boring, "smart" people who need more wit and less fluff) TVgasm must: Listen to annoying/slutty Casey ask her maid for quesadillas in painful Spanglish: Imelda, will you make un quesadilla por favor?

And now for all hardcore L. Bitches: The Laguna Beach Hookup...(see, I told you it was an addiction.) Here, you will find out everything you wanted (or didn't want in some cases) to know about L.B., for example: What are ex-Laguna sluts doing in college? Hey, I warned you you might not want to know.

She Totally Knows She's The Cool One

You know she does, look at that little smirk. Plus, junk feud thinks so too, so I mean that seals the deal.

Okay, obviously I love her and her fashion sense (people who trash her are just boring and uncool...and ugly) but I have ONE small complaint: the bag

What's with the obviously expensive, super-girly bags? That's so not her thing. (Things should look good because they look good not because you recognize them) Plus, I'm annoyed by the purse on the elbow thing. That's a very prim, prissy way to carry your bag and looks bad with the whole Johnny Cash thing she's got going on here.

Whatevs. She's still like 5 billion times better dressed than (well, than anyone except for Kate Moss but right at this moment) that girl she's next to! Do MKAO like not hang out with well-dressed people?

Ok, one last thing--and don't think this means I condone making fun of MK--but how hilarious is this Halloween costume? Plus How funny are Regis and Kelly dressed as MKAO? Poor Ash always has to be the fat one.

In the Words of Cady Heron...

“Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

For those of you who don't know your Lohan, that's Cady Heron as in Mean Girls.....I guess Lindsay learned well from her movie making experience, no more unslutty costumes for her.

[image via ONTD]

The Comeback Kid

Huh. I'm psyched she's on the cover, but she's way prettier than that.

What's with the root flaunting?

What's with the boring dress?

[via popsugar]

I Like Your Matching Eye Make-up...

....oh wait, Joel just looks like that because he's dressed up as the guy from Clockwork Orange--I think he put on one extra coat of mascara especially for Halloween--Hilary looks like that because....um, she's just a normal girl in a pink beret. What is that costume about anyway? And why do Jilary always talk trash about everybody?

"[Hilary Duff] thinks already-married young stars like Britney and Jessica Simpson are crazy for tying the knot. She said: "Marriage? No! No way, I'm far too young. There's this trend in Hollywood for people to get married so young. It's something sacred and private. It's just awful when people make a big thing of it and get lots of press and do it all in public. It's awful - Joel [Madden] feels the same way, too. Joel is here in the UK with me and we bought video cameras so we were joking around, acting like we were on Newlyweds. I can't say I don't like shows like that because I find them so entertaining. I like them, they are so stupid they are funny. I don't see Jessica as a role model, I don't look up to her... I don't want to be like her. I try to be normal and private - I don't want to make a spectacle of my life. But they make me seem crazy for not wanting the press stuff - like Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, they want freedom but the press make them seem crazy. [And] I'm not too skinny. If you look at pictures of me you can see I'm healthy and I do eat! It's just because there are a bunch of other people out there who are way too skinny and they want to tag me with that same thing.""

[justjared link]

Mandy's Been Hitting the Bottle

...again, and I just have some friendly advice:

First of all Mandy-Candy, you were way prettier as a blonde (all the anti-blonde venom was intendend for Lohan....whereas--I think--you're actually naturally blonde)

Second of all, have you seen how old and processed La Lohan's locks are starting to look? I thought so. And I'm just going to assume that you want to keep your locks natural and healthy like your lifestyle....so step awaay from the dye, mmmkay?

Third of all (grammar check? For some reason anything higher than "second of all" sounds weird but "second of all" totally works, whatevs.) Even if you are going brown, this looks not going to work: booo-ring. I'm warning you right now that non-blonde is a lot more work than blonde (interesting colors like blonde and red can get by on color alone, but brunettes have to work a little harder to look good....it's just kind of plain on its own) and totally aside from color, I like the dress and all but I think your hair needs a tad more volume to compete with that rather large expanse of chest you're exposing.

When Pink Monsters Attack

Tyra: So then the pink monster attacked me like this: "rawwwwr" but I tricked it with my fierce modeling skills then took it home and skinned it and made a pretty* shirt

*tyra translation = heinously ugly, like her red hair in comparison to what her hair should look like

Nigel: Huh, there is a pink monster on Tyra's boobs....Tyra's boobs....[looks back at the doodle on his notepad to avoid being distracted] Tyra is crazy. If only I wasn't too old to be my own top model anymore, I would ditch this lame show quicker than Janice Dickenson....hmm, maybe I should try to get my own modeling show on Lifetime like Janice...

[fourfour link to the whole recap of this episode complete with tons more hi-larious screencaps]